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lythweird:

indecentcontraceptive:

miyux:

askylitdaytoremember:

adjectivesarefriendstoo:

ewanmcgregorspenis:

kirby-san:

fabulouskanaya:

a-raccoon:

mhmgrams:

A fried dollar 

but why would you…

but

I can’t even….

AMERICA


Well, isn’t this wonderful.

ewwy

Yum. 

Time to put your money where your mouth is.

LOST ALL MY SHIT
GUYS I AM SO PROUD OF MY COUNTRY

i r amuricuh

keep-it-welsh:

lythweird:

indecentcontraceptive:

miyux:

askylitdaytoremember:

adjectivesarefriendstoo:

ewanmcgregorspenis:

kirby-san:

fabulouskanaya:

a-raccoon:

mhmgrams:

A fried dollar 

but why would you…

but

I can’t even….

AMERICA

Well, isn’t this wonderful.

ewwy

Yum. 

Time to put your money where your mouth is.

LOST ALL MY SHIT

GUYS I AM SO PROUD OF MY COUNTRY

i r amuricuh

Reblog this if you AREN’T homophobic.

masochist-tango:

leedle-leedle-lee:

Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.

IT’S OKAY

TO BE GAY

I WON’T MIND

IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND

IT’S OKAY

TO BE GAY

I’D STILL LOVE YOU

AND OTHERS WILL TOO

people are fine by me.

everyone should reblog this

i’m not homophobic, i’m a cat.


Contrary to popular belief, I aint.

ask-amelia-jones started following you

fallen-panty:

ask-amelia-jones:

fallen-panty:

ask-amelia-jones:

fallen-panty:

“Name’s Panty, who are you?”

I’m Amelia, nice to meet’cha!

Hey Amelia! You seem American, thanks to your name, after all. 

Yeah, I’m American!

What’re you?

I really don’t know. Mama never told me or Stocking, but that shit doesn’t matter now. Anyway, I’m Anarchy Panty, my official name.

Hm. Well, you seem pretty American ta me! <laughs> That’s a cool name!

sirgilbo:

“… Well, we all know what I’m doing later.”

Aw, you can hug me if you feel lonely!

sirgilbo:

“… Well, we all know what I’m doing later.”

Aw, you can hug me if you feel lonely!

Spamano Fic
  • Spain:

    Roma I love yooou te amooooooo!!!!!1!!!

  • Romano:

    Stfu bastard, don't touch me there, why are you touching me there, ooooh, more, wait no, I'm tsundere, don't touch me, bastard.

  • Spain:

    YOU ARE SO CUTE LET ME EAT YOUUU.

  • Romano:

    PERVERT, LET GO OF ME, ZITTO, OH DIO, SPAIN, MORE GOD DAMN'T, AAAAAAAARGUHASJGSDUHJGILAD;KS'

  • Spain:

    Te amoooooooooooooooooo.

No one is going to give input as to whether I should be a gondolier or work at a cafe?

daisiespastapizza:

ask-amelia-jones:

daisiespastapizza:

ask-amelia-jones:

daisiespastapizza:

ask-amelia-jones:

daisiespastapizza:

ask-amelia-jones:

daisiespastapizza:

Boo…

T-They may need extra help on Halloween, so… perhaps I should…

I am in the red with money… again…

Ooh, I’ll take a ride on your boat!

That isn’t even a euphemism.

Hehe~ That would be great help, grazie. But I could not possibly charge you, mia cara.

How about I just give you a tip, then?

Tip?

My tips are kisses, you know~

Not a problem~

O-Oh gosh…~ Grazie, this is much appreciated! -kisses back-

Awwh, you’re welcome~ And thank you very much! <laughs and winks>

Oh gosh~ You can pull off the wink!

Heehee~ Got a tongue of silver, there, I see.

ask-amelia-jones started following you

fallen-panty:

ask-amelia-jones:

fallen-panty:

“Name’s Panty, who are you?”

I’m Amelia, nice to meet’cha!

Hey Amelia! You seem American, thanks to your name, after all. 

Yeah, I’m American!

What’re you?

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
  • Body:

    Oh, guess what time of the month it is!

  • Me:

    Please, god, no--

  • Ovaries:

    ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0

  • Brain:

    I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius

  • Me:

    Please, guys, calm down--

  • Face:

    TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.

  • Brain:

    And now i'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn

  • Torso:

    Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO

  • Me:

    STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

  • Stomach:

    lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!

  • Me:

    I hate you all

  • Brain:

    I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.

  • Face:

    Lol, i'm not done yet.

  • Uterus:

    what did i ever do to deserve this?

  • Brain:

    you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.

  • Uterus:

    You mother fuckers.

  • Torso:

    CONTRACT!

  • Me:

    I quit being female, I am now a llama.

  • Brain:

    Me gusta.

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
  • Body:

    Oh, guess what time of the month it is!

  • Me:

    Please, god, no--

  • Ovaries:

    ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0

  • Brain:

    I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius

  • Me:

    Please, guys, calm down--

  • Face:

    TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.

  • Brain:

    And now i'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn

  • Torso:

    Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO

  • Me:

    STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

  • Stomach:

    lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!

  • Me:

    I hate you all

  • Brain:

    I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.

  • Face:

    Lol, i'm not done yet.

  • Uterus:

    what did i ever do to deserve this?

  • Brain:

    you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.

  • Uterus:

    You mother fuckers.

  • Torso:

    CONTRACT!

  • Me:

    I quit being female, I am now a llama.

  • Brain:

    Me gusta.